Here's the thing, I have 1 wife, 5 kids, and 2 dogs. The 3 girls are 13, 14 and 16, so yes hormones, periods, pads and bras.

My lads are 9 (twins) and they don't really understand things yet.
"Why does Bella shouts at me sometimes"
"Why does Lola wear them sling shot things like mom?(bras)"
"What are them tissue pad things in the bathroom, are they shower scrubbers?"
"What is Izzy unwrapping in the bathroom, can i have it?"

See, i've heard them all. My wife is bugging me to just give them a "brief" idea, so they can understand the girls abit more.

Any suggestions. (The dogs are guys too)

I love my wife and daughters very much, but sometimes i agree with the boys.."Why is mommy in a grump today"